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Jokes about Vietnamese

	Dalmer Implicated In MIA, Cattle Death
	Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam
	Eating Dogs
	Freedom
	General Ming
	Happiness Of Life
	Little Billy's Story
	Jokes-Little Billy's Story
	Military Intelligence
	The Moral of the Story is
	My First Public War
	Photograph Back
	President Thieu
	So What Are You Smuggling?
	Jokes-The Moral Of The Story is Vietnam
	Vietnam Vet
	Vietnamese convertible joke
	Worthless Son In Law
	Jokes-Yankee & Vietnamese
	Yankee & Vietnamese
	You Know You Are Vietnamese

Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam

10) Viet Nam was a jungle war; Desert Storm is a desert war. (as noted by V.P. Quayle)

9) The U.S. is not the world's most profligate waster of rice.

8) We are not killing Vietnamese women and children in Desert Storm.

7) The White House wasn't smart enough to come up with a catchy name for the Viet Nam war.

7') Viet Nam was a conflict--Desert Storm is an operation.

6) Some Americans actually believed that we were defending a democratic government in Viet Nam.

5) The time difference from the U.S. to the middle east is better suited to prime time live coverage of the festivities.

4) Nobody ever compared Ho Chi Minh to Adolf Hitler.

3) We hadn't been supplying weapons and intelligence to the North Vietnamese until weeks before the war began.

2) The networks didn't have slick computer graphics with dramatic theme music for the Viet Nam war.

and the number one reason why Operation Desert Storm is not like Viet Nam:

1) Since Viet Nam came first, we could claim that we didn't know any better. Saigon Info